For thousands of years, humanity has looked to the heavens and asked the great questions.

Where did we come from?

Are we alone?

Did extraterrestrial visitors influence ancient civilizations?

And why, despite decades of technological advancement, does one sock continue to disappear from the dryer?

These questions may appear unrelated.

Ancient astronaut theorists disagree.

THE EVIDENCE IS EVERYWHERE

Across the planet, mysterious structures, ancient carvings and unexplained artifacts continue to challenge conventional interpretations of human history.

But perhaps we haven’t been looking closely enough.

Pyramids.

Stonehenge.

Ancient Sumerian texts.

Cats staring at empty walls.

Tupperware containers without matching lids.

A washing machine that spins at approximately 1,200 revolutions per minute for reasons Rebecca insists have already been adequately explained.

Could these seemingly unrelated phenomena actually be connected?

Could extraterrestrial visitors have influenced not only the development of human civilization, but our mathematics, architecture, agriculture, household appliances and preferred methods of sandwich construction?

And if they did…

what the hell did they want?

MEET THE INVESTIGATORS

They are authors.

Researchers.

Scientists.

Historians.

Independent investigators.

And, in several cases, people whose precise qualifications have become increasingly difficult to determine.

Together, they will examine evidence conventional scholars have dismissed, overlooked or, in Rebecca’s opinion, correctly identified as completely ordinary.

Every possibility will be considered.

Every connection will be explored.

Every reasonable explanation will be subjected to relentless questioning until it becomes considerably less reasonable.

Because when conventional science says there is no evidence…

some researchers hear an invitation to continue talking.

AND THEN THERE’S REBECCA

Rebecca believes in evidence.

Rebecca believes in reason.

Rebecca believes extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

Rebecca also believed participating in this investigation would be good for her career.

Rebecca has made mistakes.

She has patiently explained evolution.

She has explained gravity.

She has explained why washing machines spin.

She has repeatedly pointed out that two objects being round does not establish an extraterrestrial connection.

Nobody is listening.

At this point, Rebecca would simply like to finish her coffee.

AN EXHAUSTING INVESTIGATION INTO ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

What begins with the mysteries of the ancient world soon expands into an investigation of some of humanity’s most perplexing unanswered questions.

Why do civilizations separated by thousands of miles all make bread?

Why do cats occasionally stare at things humans cannot see?

Why are pancakes round?

Where do missing socks go?

And could the apparently innocent household blender represent technology derived from an extraterrestrial civilization?

Rebecca says no.

The investigators remain unconvinced.

The cat has declined to comment.

THE TRUTH MAY BE CLOSER THAN WE THINK

Perhaps the evidence has been hiding in plain sight.

Perhaps ancient civilizations knew something we’ve forgotten.

Perhaps beings from another world have been observing humanity for thousands of years.

Or perhaps Gary needs to stop watching the washing machine.

There is only one way to find out.

Question everything.

Examine the evidence.

Follow the connections.

And whatever you do…

don’t ask Rebecca.

ANCIENT ASTRONAUT THEORISTS HAVE A QUESTION

Rebecca Would Like Them to Stop Asking It

Because science can’t explain everything.

(Therefore, aliens.)